Bibbl

I just finished another section of the Beethovenist Bibbl. According to how many sections there will be/are right now, I'm about 62.5 percent done. However, they really vary in length, so I don't even want to think about how far I am now. Probably something like 27 percent. Oh well.

Woof!

You see, this is why I shouldn't be allowed to use electronic devices late at night.

Part of this picture was forged. Can you figure out which part it was?

Elephant Bum

Things To Quote #2

I made this up during a text chat.

If you sneeze hard enough, anything is possible.

Actually, this is the 50th post. How can I possibly have so many things to talk about?

I'm Going To Delete My Blog

I was looking through iTunes' top albums list, and look what I found!

That's right, "classical music sucks blah" people. My favorite composer hit the top charts. (that's philip glass at no. 27, in case you don't know)

Anyway, that's rather impressive, since one, it's virtually unheard of for classical music to get that high. And two, it's just kind of impressive that he's all big and world renowned and stuff, especially since he started out with stuff like this:

Don't get me wrong, I love his old stuff, but isn't this impressive?

Well, I thought so.










PS: I'm not going to delete my blog. I just couldn't think of a good name for this post.

SGHS

At some point in the month of December, I noticed an increase in hormonal activity among my facebook friends. You know, like this:

"OMG did you hear that so-and-so likes so-and-so?"


"OMG your right also if u like this ill tell you if i like you"


"OMG thats epic"


Well, now you do know. Anyway, I decided to graph this using a scale I've invented known as the Specialized General Hormone Scale (or just SGHS). In this, I look at facebook posts, I decide if they are hormone-related. Well, not all hormones, just the ones which tend to be rather prominent during adolescence. Anyway, if I decide that that post is like that, it gets one point. And for each "like" it gets by the opposite gender, it gets one more point. I recorded these over the whole month on january, and here are the results:

This is the first graph I made. It shows the SGHS rating for every 2 days.

This is the same information, but at a higher resolution, in that it shows the SGHS rating for every day.

Anyway, that's that. Do you think that's a lot? I don't know. Anyway, talking of eroticism, I was trying to find a "gadget" for the sidebar of this blog yesterday. I never found what I was looking for, but I did find this:

Wow. I mean honestly, who is so desperate that they actually need that? I think it implies that all bloggers are lonely, which I can assure you is not true, since I know for certain that there is at least one blogger who is not lonely (hint: me).

Anyway, just because I'm bored, I'm going to answer all those dumb rhetorical questions.

1. No. I want to cook/bake. It's fun, and I'm not lazy.

2. Well, no, I think if everyone completely accepts you and everything you do, you'll end up like charlie sheen or something with nobody to tell you you're insane.

3. Doesn't she have somewhere she has to be?

4. I can take care of myself, thank you very much.

And, in response to the description that succeeds those questions:

5. Uh, I don't know. Squat and pixelated isn't really my type.

This is a most unusual post. With any luck, I'll go back to my usual things and stuff in the next post.

Happy February!

Today is my second post in a row to start with "happy". Maybe it's time for another "You Know What I Hate".