Resurrection Disproving

Dear whoever may read this (likely no-one):
I am not dead. I am doing just fine.
Right now I am thinking about probability waves. I'll tell you my results.

Random Fact #4:
Differences in colour of Labrador Retrievers is based on pigment.

The Tempest Aftermath

I wasn't actually there, but I'll try to explain it as best I can.

Saturday, June 4th: A stormy day.
     Two people decide to take a trip to market; perhaps get the stall set up, maybe buy some things. Though it was a little stormy, they weren't expecting this.
First. Large amounts of wind were taking place. Some guy said, "hey, is that a funnel cloud--" He was right. Tarpaulins were flying everywhere. A huge concrete lump was mercilessly terrorizing the city; pandemonium ensued. One woman was hit by some gark and was knocked unconscious. Someone else was hit in the head. Some electronics fell on the ground, and because of the rain the whole area was electrified.
     Meanwhile, I was at home, getting unusually fast internet, making a house in Google Sketchup and generally having a good time.
     At the Hospital: "Click, Hum."

Random Fact # 3:
Smallpox was eradicated in 1979

The Hymenoptera Agitation

I lie motionless on the couch.
Silence.
I close my eyes.
Silence.
I wait.
Buzz.
A very large bee is flying around the room at high speeds.
I quickly get up.
I walk to another room.
I sit down.
I am motionless.
Buzz.
A wasp flies around me at high speeds.
A pattern arises.

And thus, I go upstairs to my bedroom, the safe haven guarded by an inch-thick wooden door. And from there, I access the data reality of the internet, the alternate and equivalent universe. (Other Universe #1)
And from there, I write this blog entry. And now you get to read it.

Random Fact #2:
Rastapopolous

Greetings

Blah

Random Fact # 1:
Steve!