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Don't feel like explaining this one. Just go here and sign their petition of whatever:
http://demandprogress.org/

The Hymenoptera Excitation

I came across a giant ichneumon the other day. Unfortunately, I cannot find the image, so I'll just tell you about them.
First, it stings you, which then paralyses most of that part of your body. Then, it lays its eggs in that bit of flesh, and the eggs hatch, the larvae eat away at you, then when they're ready, fly away. Watch out for wasps with long stingers.

EDIT: Has anyone else noticed that this post has no title?

Resurrection Disproving

Dear whoever may read this (likely no-one):
I am not dead. I am doing just fine.
Right now I am thinking about probability waves. I'll tell you my results.

Random Fact #4:
Differences in colour of Labrador Retrievers is based on pigment.