Anyway. So recently, they put up a gate. Well, fine. More pretentious stuff. Anyway, they put a little piece of wood in it, I would imagine the name of their house, and it reads:
LARISSA'S DREAM HAVEN
Ok, really? Of all the things you could name your house (as if anyone even does that anymore), you chose THAT? Bah!
And really, that's basically an invitation for vandalism and ridicule. I mean, you could wake up one morning, and find this:
I'm actually really tempted to do that, but I wouldn't.
And really, it just seems so out of place, even more so than in an average city. But amongst the countryside, it's just so... stuffish. Here, I'll show you:
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| Oh my goodness! It's beautiful! |
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| Look at the big hill! |
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| Good thing there's no hokey "Larissa's Dream Haven" sign! ...oh yeah. |
Name your house something else.
