The Samsung Galaxy... Thing Is Just A Stone

You may have seen this image before:

As a pro-iPhone person, you can imagine that this might've been a bit irritating. But instead of ranting about how half of these aren't even true, I've decided to make my own (which looks a lot worse, but too bad):




                                               Stone                             iPhone                                 Galaxy S2

Integrated Notification Management	no	yes	no
Retina Display	no	yes	no
Wirelessly Syncs Everything To All Your Devices	no	yes	no
Simple, Minimal Home Screen	no	yes	no
Internal A5 Chip	no	yes	no
Proximity Sensor	no	yes	no
PERSONAL ASSISTANT...	no	yes	no
Two 8MP Cameras	no	yes	no
Twitter Integration	no	yes	no
Automatic Downloads	no	yes	no
Flash Free Means No CPU Devouring	no	yes	no
Access To The World's Largest Music Reseller	no	yes	no
Access To The World's Largest Software Reseller	no	yes	no

So by that logic, the Galaxy S2 is a stone, just because it shares a few characteristics with one. That's like saying that because frogs make noise, and tubas make noise, frogs are tubas. If you do want to see my list of what's wrong and what's right, I have a short, rant free one:

1. True

2. True

3. False

4. False

5. False

6. True

7. False

8. True

9. False

10. True

11. False

12. False

13. True

And yes, I do call it the Galaxy Thing.