If You Fall In, You Will Die!

So I just came across a rather entertaining photo from a few years ago when I went to the state of Maryland. I went near a river (the name escapes me) and in the restrooms, they had a warning sign which defies convention:

"If You Fall In You Will Die". That's certainly more effective than "during certain seasons, water may result in injury or death". It sort of reminds me of R-Dizzle's "You Will Die":




Anyway, yeah. I just thought that was kinda funny.

EDIT: I recently reached 500 views. If you see how far away my "400 views" post is, you'll see there has been a huge increase. So now, I'm only doing "milestone posts" for every thousand.