Here's a script for a video I might make, because I'm strange like that.
Hello.
You know who I am.
Indeed, my purpose here is probably
quite clear.
And I guess what's off the screen is
validated because I can see it.
Fluctuations in quantum space, I guess.
It's where something that's been
observed, changes.
Without shifting realities.
Anyway, what I wanted to talk about is
the big problem here.
There's a man on the loose who would
kill you on sight.
Kikiwa.
You can't escape him; he has the
fastest mode of transportation in existence.
The secret subway.
Actually- no, steve still uses physical
thrusters. You can't beat material reconstruction.
Kind of like teleportation, but it's
different.
Yeah, I guess, teleportation's
impossible.
The space organ uses vibration to
calibrate the internal workings of string theory.
There's more than one Walker Man.
They are ageless. They are alive
forever, and they're dead forever.
See, that's it. I need people to
validate it. Like- here. Here's the script I'm reading off of. Here's
a little dalek made of plastiscene. It does a good job of
exterminating bugs.
Anyway, Kikiwa. You have to get past
the elephant. What's difficult about the elephant is that it has a
really, really really long trunk.
And his children. And his hideous wife.
Once you're past them, find the brick.
It's somewhere. It's like, you know horcruxes? From harry potter,
yeah. He's put his being into that brick. Find the brick. Destroy it.
I don't care. The world's in trouble, and someone has to stabilize
reality.
No, his security system isn't great. He
isn't smart.
He can change his look. You can tell
it's him because he reeks of nitroglycerin.
He can change his look. The police
can't find him.
Glory days or oppression days?
