The Hymenoptera Agitation

I lie motionless on the couch.
Silence.
I close my eyes.
Silence.
I wait.
Buzz.
A very large bee is flying around the room at high speeds.
I quickly get up.
I walk to another room.
I sit down.
I am motionless.
Buzz.
A wasp flies around me at high speeds.
A pattern arises.

And thus, I go upstairs to my bedroom, the safe haven guarded by an inch-thick wooden door. And from there, I access the data reality of the internet, the alternate and equivalent universe. (Other Universe #1)
And from there, I write this blog entry. And now you get to read it.

Random Fact #2:
Rastapopolous